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    I had totally forgotten about this thread. I wonder why?

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      Originally posted by Michael View Post
      I had totally forgotten about this thread. I wonder why?
      Perhaps because you need "Oh, [un] baby comme Bach"?

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        Originally posted by Philip View Post
        Whilst waiting for my evening out with the Marmara Trio, I thought it was time for a sketch.

        An Administrator and sadistic Headmaster : Peter
        A crook and utter charlatan : Michael
        A crazed former 'cellist and violent madman : Philip
        Ludwig van Beethoven : Himself

        Scene : Beethoven's apartment, somewhere in Vienna, c. 1808

        LvB : Welcome, Gentlemen, come in! Wine, anyone?
        All : Yes!
        LvB : So, you scoundrels, what are we going to talk about this evening?
        Michael : Well, Louis, take a look at this article in the Vienna Musical Times! A new art work!
        Peter : Utter crap!
        Philip : Simply sublime!
        Peter : No, it isn't.
        Philip : Yes, it is.
        Peter : No.
        Philip : Yes.
        [Goes on in a similar vein for several hours ...]
        LvB : Zzzz
        Michael : Hic ...

        Fin.
        *laughing so hard* I can imagine it hehehehe! Nice one philip!

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          Originally posted by Philip View Post
          Perhaps because you need "Oh, [un] baby comme Bach"?
          Handel be bach in a minuet.

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            Offenbach even sooner.

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              Originally posted by susanwen View Post
              Offenbach even sooner.
              To be absolutely franck, I can't handel this liszt. I'm going into haydn. I'll come out in time for my Xmas chopin.

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                Originally posted by Michael View Post
                To be absolutely franck, I can't handel this liszt. I'm going into haydn. I'll come out in time for my Xmas chopin.
                Excellent. I still prefer your Descartes joke. Still, I give you 8/10 for this one.

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                  Originally posted by Sorrano View Post
                  Handel be bach in a minuet.
                  7/10. Good work, keep it up.

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                    Message to PDG : your absence is lamentable. Pull your socks up. Oh baby come back!
                    Last edited by Quijote; 11-17-2009, 10:42 PM. Reason: No reason, this time

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                      Originally posted by susanwen View Post
                      Offenbach even sooner.
                      Apologies Susanwen, I forgot your contribution. 6/10. Shows promise, but see me after class.

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                        Beethoven walked into a bar one day, and started swearing loudly.
                        You see, it was an iron bar .................................................. ...............

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                          wait a minute I don't get it.. I might be right or not. Beethoven used a iron rod in order to hear the vibrations with his teeth on piano. I'm thinking that iron bar meant? O_o

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                            One day Beethoven walks into a bar with Réné Descartes. They both order a beer and drink them quickly. The scene quickly unfolds ...

                            Barman : "Another one, Herr van Beethoven?"
                            LvB : What do you think, cretin? Give me a slice of roast veal to go with it.
                            Barman : Ahem, quite... Monsieur Descartes? Another one?
                            Descartes : I'm not sure, I must cogitate.
                            LvB : Not here, you won't, dirty French pig. Go outside and do it.
                            Haydn (who has just entered the bar) : Ah, Ludwig! Where are the counterpoint exercises I asked you to do?
                            LvB : Scram, old man!
                            Haydn : Oh dear, such an unlicked bear...

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                              A little IQ quiz for your delectation :

                              Please provide the missing letter (marked as "?") :

                              ? d t q c
                              s s h n d
                              o d t q q
                              s d d d v
                              Last edited by Quijote; 12-03-2009, 09:00 PM.

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                                And now another one for the dedicated "Beethoven freaks" on this forum :

                                Please complete the following sequence (??) :
                                Dm / FM / AM / FM / Cm / BFM / EFM / DM / ??

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