Scariest tree in Britian

[Megan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-mouth.html

[Sorrano]

Oh, my! That's a scary one, indeed!

[Peter]

Wonderful Megan!

[Michael]

So we are branching out into scary trees now, hmm? I would advise you to leave well alone. Anyway, its bark is probably worse than its bite.

[Hollywood]

That tree reminded me a bit like that living apple tree in the film The Wizard of Oz.

[Michael]

Hollywood, the above looks a bit like Beethoven on a bad day. Probably composing Symphony Number Tree.

[Hollywood]

Hollywood, the above looks a bit like Beethoven on a bad day. Probably composing Symphony Number Tree.

Bravo my dear Michael! Beethoven's Symphony Number Tree, "The Eroaka"...

[Michael]

I deserved that!

Didn't Beethoven say somewhere that he loved a tree as much as a human?

[Megan]

It's probably the tree that inspired Beethoven to write the Ghost treeo

[Chris]

I deserved that!

Didn't Beethoven say somewhere that he loved a tree as much as a human?

And he loved many. It's a shame he was always pine-ing away for ladies who did not, or could not, return his love.

[Joy]

So we are branching out into scary trees now, hmm? I would advise you to leave well alone. Anyway, its bark is probably worse than its bite.

Ha! Ha! How many more tree puns have your got up your sleeve? Maybe two or 'tree' more?! (Oh, my, that was awful)!

[Hollywood]

Yes indeed. Tree puns are very poplar.

[Chris]

Indeed. I wood make another if I could think of one...

[Michael]

"Oh care selve, oh cara,
Felice liberta!"

(O beloved forests, o beloved
blessed liberty)

The above lines by Pietro Metastasio were set by Beethoven in 1795.

I'm keeping on the trees subject although I am stumped for more puns.
(Hey - does stump count?)

[Megan]

Yew don't beat around the bush with ACORNy jOAK, Michael