Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Michael]

To be sure I did not, Mike, to be sure I did not...

What's the expression .....? I can never put it into words .... oh, yes: "Words fail me!"

[Quijote]

Can I ask for some new icons, too? Here is my list :

a) throwing hands up in despair;
b) indulgent chuckling;
c) pulling hair out;
d) goaded to the point of wanting to smash up 1920s grand pianos (any make);
e) I'd rather cook a veal's head in vinegar than answer this post;
f) Where's my rifle?

Thank you. (Add icon)

[Michael]

Can I ask for some new icons, too? Here is my list :

a) throwing hands up in despair;
b) indulgent chuckling;
c) pulling hair out;
d) goaded to the point of wanting to smash up 1920s grand pianos (any make);
e) I'd rather cook a veal's head in vinegar than answer this post;
f) Where's my rifle?

Thank you. (Add icon)

That makes five very negative icons and one barely positive.
Somebody got out the wrong side of the bed today!
I would go for (a) and (b) myself. (c) would present problems, giving my age.

[Michael]

Yesterday I asked my Austrian husband if he was wearing anything GREEN. He looked at me very perplexed and wanted to know what I meant. I then told him that 17 March is St. Patrick's Day and if you don't wear something green you run the risk of getting PINCHED. So I had to pinch him and now he knows that you need to wear something green on 17 March.

I didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day and nobody pinched me. However, I was looking green the following day and nobody dared pinch me.

[Quijote]

Somebody got out the wrong side of the bed today!

The right side of my bed is against a wall. I have no option but to get out on the left ("sinister") side; hence my irascible moods. Add icon.

[PDG]

The right side of my bed is against a wall. I have no option but to get out on the left

So you sleep alone, Phil? This doesn't surprise me. Despite its attractive curves, a man can get just too close to his 'cello...

[Quijote]

So you sleep alone, Phil? This doesn't surprise me. Despite its attractive curves, a man can get just too close to his 'cello...

See my request for icon (f) above ...

[Quijote]

That makes five very negative icons and one barely positive.
Somebody got out the wrong side of the bed today!
I would go for (a) and (b) myself. (c) would present problems, giving my age.

So, you have never tried my veal's head cooked in vinegar? Eat first, talk later!
(Add icon request [e]).

[Megan]

So, you have never tried my veal's head cooked in vinegar? Eat first, talk later!
(Add icon request [e]).

So what is veal's head ?

[Megan]

Philip, here is an icon for you.