Comedy Corner

[Michael]

I had totally forgotten about this thread. I wonder why?

[Quijote]

I had totally forgotten about this thread. I wonder why?

Perhaps because you need "Oh, [un] baby comme Bach"?

[Angel]

Whilst waiting for my evening out with the Marmara Trio, I thought it was time for a sketch.

An Administrator and sadistic Headmaster : Peter
A crook and utter charlatan : Michael
A crazed former 'cellist and violent madman : Philip
Ludwig van Beethoven : Himself

Scene : Beethoven's apartment, somewhere in Vienna, c. 1808

LvB : Welcome, Gentlemen, come in! Wine, anyone?
All : Yes!
LvB : So, you scoundrels, what are we going to talk about this evening?
Michael : Well, Louis, take a look at this article in the Vienna Musical Times! A new art work!
Peter : Utter crap!
Philip : Simply sublime!
Peter : No, it isn't.
Philip : Yes, it is.
Peter : No.
Philip : Yes.
[Goes on in a similar vein for several hours ...]
LvB : Zzzz
Michael : Hic ...

Fin.

*laughing so hard* I can imagine it hehehehe! Nice one philip!

[Sorrano]

Perhaps because you need "Oh, [un] baby comme Bach"?

Handel be bach in a minuet.

[susanwen]

Offenbach even sooner.

[Michael]

Offenbach even sooner.

To be absolutely franck, I can't handel this liszt. I'm going into haydn. I'll come out in time for my Xmas chopin.

[Quijote]

To be absolutely franck, I can't handel this liszt. I'm going into haydn. I'll come out in time for my Xmas chopin.

Excellent. I still prefer your Descartes joke. Still, I give you 8/10 for this one.

[Quijote]

Handel be bach in a minuet.

7/10. Good work, keep it up.

[Quijote]

Message to PDG : your absence is lamentable. Pull your socks up. Oh baby come back!

[Quijote]

Offenbach even sooner.

Apologies Susanwen, I forgot your contribution. 6/10. Shows promise, but see me after class.

[Michael]

Beethoven walked into a bar one day, and started swearing loudly.
You see, it was an iron bar .................................................. ...............

[Angel]

wait a minute I don't get it.. I might be right or not. Beethoven used a iron rod in order to hear the vibrations with his teeth on piano. I'm thinking that iron bar meant? O_o

[Quijote]

One day Beethoven walks into a bar with Réné Descartes. They both order a beer and drink them quickly. The scene quickly unfolds ...

Barman : "Another one, Herr van Beethoven?"
LvB : What do you think, cretin? Give me a slice of roast veal to go with it.
Barman : Ahem, quite... Monsieur Descartes? Another one?
Descartes : I'm not sure, I must cogitate.
LvB : Not here, you won't, dirty French pig. Go outside and do it.
Haydn (who has just entered the bar) : Ah, Ludwig! Where are the counterpoint exercises I asked you to do?
LvB : Scram, old man!
Haydn : Oh dear, such an unlicked bear...

[Quijote]

A little IQ quiz for your delectation :

Please provide the missing letter (marked as "?") :

? d t q c
s s h n d
o d t q q
s d d d v

[Quijote]

And now another one for the dedicated "Beethoven freaks" on this forum :

Please complete the following sequence (??) :
Dm / FM / AM / FM / Cm / BFM / EFM / DM / ??