Hummm... Why should it lie under the hills in particular? And what is a "start" anyway. A beginning?
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The Riddle is from the Hobbit.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.Last edited by Megan; 06-22-2014, 05:21 PM.‘Roses do not bloom hurriedly; for beauty, like any masterpiece, takes time to blossom.’
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Originally posted by Enrique View PostHummm... Why should it lie under the hills in particular? And what is a "start" anyway. A beginning?
It all makes perfect sense to me.‘Roses do not bloom hurriedly; for beauty, like any masterpiece, takes time to blossom.’
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Originally posted by Sorrano View PostLooks like this one is not available in the US.Fühle was dies' Herz empfindent, reiche frei mir deine Hand, und das Band das uns verbindet, sei kein schwaches Rosenband! (J.W.von Goethe)
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Originally posted by Fredrika View PostOh, sorry about that, I got it from a friend in Canada. It's from Saturday Night Live, a sketch about the first performance of the 9th symphony. Maybe it's not available in America because it would violate the copyright laws there?
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I only now discovered this thread. Lots of juicy take-no-prisoners humor here, not for the easily bruised. In contrast, I offer this uplifting link of spiritual nature, appropriate to the holiday season. (It's rather monothematic but give it time. It'll grow on you...or not.)
A favorite quote by Sir Thomas Beecham, directed toward a female cellist not performing to his expectations:
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands – and all you can do is scratch it.”Last edited by Decrepit Poster; 12-26-2014, 11:35 PM.
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Originally posted by Decrepit Poster View PostI only now discovered this thread. Lots of juicy take-no-prisoners humor here, not for the easily bruised. In contrast, I offer this uplifting link of spiritual nature, appropriate to the holiday season. (It's rather monothematic but give it time. It'll grow on you...or not.)
A favorite quote by Sir Thomas Beecham, directed toward a female cellist not performing to his expectations:
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands – and all you can do is scratch it.”Ludwig van Beethoven
Den Sie wenn Sie wollten
Doch nicht vergessen sollten
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Talking of sprouts, a woman goes to see her doctor for a regular check-up. The doc asks the lady to strip to her undies and notices with alarm what seems to be lettuce poking out around her knickers. Noticing the doc's alarm, she asks ...
Woman : Is it serious, Doc?
Doctor : Well, it could just be the tip of an iceberg.Last edited by Quijote; 12-28-2014, 12:21 PM.
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