Comedy Corner

[Quijote]

Have you heard the one about the agnostic dyslectic insomniac?

Sey! Dgo - ah ah! Evry unnfy!

[Megan]

Hitler hears Trolololo song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqxIZD4phJw

[Bonn1827]

A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpath who says, "I haven't eaten for two days", to which the man with the pastries replies;
"I wish I had your willpower"!!!

[Joy]

Have you heard the one about the agnostic dyslectic insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog or not ...................

Very good, as usual!

[Quijote]

Very good, as usual!

Ouy reven knaht em, od ouy? T'nod ouy ekil ym sekoj?

[Quijote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqxIZD4phJw

Excellent. This reminds me of a 7-day stint I did some years ago as pit 'cellist playing in some awful operetta or other (Merry Wives of Windsor?). I believe it was Hitler's favourite, after Wagner of course.

[Michael]

Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two euro!

Jill: What kind is it?

Jack: Quarter past ten.

[Joy]

Ouy reven knaht em, od ouy? T'nod ouy ekil ym sekoj?

on, i sseug i t'nod! AH! (ylno gnidik)

[Michael]

Question: What did Peter the Great, Ivan the Terrible and Attila the Hun have in common?

Answer: The same middle name.

(It's the way I tell them.)

[Megan]

woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

[Michael]

After that, I don't feel so bad about my joke, Megan.

[Megan]

After that, I don't feel so bad about my joke, Megan.

How very dare you dear Michael, insult a womans best efforts ..

[Quijote]

I return temporarily to earth, having watched the debates rage over "culture", "education" and er, other "issues".
To help lighten things up, please click on the link below. A 400-year western art music history course in about 9 minutes. Even Peter would be hard pressed to beat that.

Here it is :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhAz0DOpMU

[Peter]

I return temporarily to earth, having watched the debates rage over "culture", "education" and er, other "issues".
To help lighten things up, please click on the link below. A 400-year western art music history course in about 9 minutes. Even Peter would be hard pressed to beat that.

Here it is :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhAz0DOpMU

I know how to prise you out!!

[Quijote]

I know how to prise you out!!

You didn't, Bonn did. Never mind. What about the YouTube link? Surely, a musical overview of the last 400 hundred years in about 9 minutes beats you hands down, nicht war?