A Head Case?

[Michael]

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...kull-for-sale/

[Sorrano]

Didn't someone have Haydn's skull for awhile? This is quite a read.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haydn%27s_head

[Michael]

I've just noticed that Google have described this site as "satire". I'm afraid I can't see anything satirical about Beethoven's skull.

[Joy]

I think we should all pool our money and buy it then we'd be 'ahead' of the game!

Didn't someone steal Albert Einstein's brain?

[Michael]

I think we should all pool our money and buy it then we'd be 'ahead' of the game!

Joy, it's only a fake news item. Let's not lose our heads!

[Sorrano]

You know, I had to add the Haydn story here as two heads are better than one.

[Joy]

Joy, it's only a fake news item. Let's not lose our heads!

I can't out pun you! You're the master! Ha!

[Michael]

I can't out pun you! You're the master! Ha!

Heresy! Beethoven is the master!

[Sorrano]

And the Master liked puns!

[Joy]

Heresy! Beethoven is the master!

Quite right! What was I thinking!! But you're right up there!

[Joy]

And the Master liked puns!

He really did!

[Michael]

Quite right! What was I thinking!! But you're right up there!

Nah! Megan's Supertonic wins the prize. Must take some.