Missa Solemnis

[Michael]

Sorry to be a bore, but whereas I know what a "chipmunk" effect is, I cannot possibly imagine a "chipmonk" one. One involving chips and monks, I suppose. In Belgium monks are pretty good at making beer. Are they good at transforming the humble potato, too?

Talking of beer and other alcoholic beverages, I think I'll have "Oh, (un) baby comme Bach" (see Comedy Corner).

I must have been thinking of that very old joke about the guy visiting the monastery who sees a man in a brown habit frying chips. Trying to be funny, he says: "You must be the head fryer", to which the friar replied: "No, I'm the chipmonk."
I really shouldn't munkey around with spelling.
Dona nobis pacem.