Pop Quiz

[Michael]

I believe I have. So as not to spoil other people's fun, I give my answers statistically. The excerpts / "variations" are :

1 x 9th symphony
1 x Triple concerto
1 x Bach
1 x 'cello sonata
4 x late quartets
7 x Eroica

Well done. There's a new Bechstein in the post.
(I presume you have a cello.)

[Michael]

So I get the first "Smug Prize", then?

Nope. I got that. But I did have a small head start.