Originally posted by euphony131:
OK, so shot me `cause I didn't catch your fib. But then again I wasn't the one pretending to be a vainglorious pedant. I only brought up something I thought might be intriguing. I wasn't trying to be some "moralcrusader" as your email address states.
OK, so shot me `cause I didn't catch your fib. But then again I wasn't the one pretending to be a vainglorious pedant. I only brought up something I thought might be intriguing. I wasn't trying to be some "moralcrusader" as your email address states.
I'm afraid you don't have the credentials to be a Moral Crusader. With my swishing sword & twirling cape I am a special kind of superhero.
Yes, my ABABA assessment may be on the "simplistic" side, but I never said it was an all-encompassing doctrine, just a basic (basic is the word here) breakdown. You can get as pedantic as you want about it but it doesn't change the basic pattern. So take me to the gulliotine just because you made a mistake and I was foolish enough to go along and not correct your lame analysis...I've got better things to do. DUH! DUH! DUH! I quit.
Moral crusaders have little time for quitters; given my public image as a "Good Guy", however, I am prepared to let you off with a lollipop & a pat on the head.
Oh, and I am soooooooo sorry I even attempted to bring up something that might be even remotely interesting. I'll try and be as stale and pedantic and erroneous as possible next time so as to adhere to your own precepts. Or you and Rod like best buddies or what???
Rodney would make an excellent Moral Crusader's assistant; however, just like my pal Doctor Who, I like my helpers to be female (someone has to tidy up & make coffee, for goodness' sake!).
BTW, I read that the basic hymn melody is five phrases long. I suppose that's the fiveth FIVE? Whoopee!!! Hmmmm...five plus five equals PDG's I.Q.? Ahhhhhh...there's our connection. Wonderful. Everything's settled now. Goodnight.
A Moral Crusader's IQ registers on the Richter Scale, & he always retains his dignity when unruly euphonic types taunt him (either that, or he zaps them with his civility ray). Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Peace in the neighbourhood.
[This message has been edited by PDG (edited 06-22-2001).]
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