A funny joke!
Dear Forum members;
Someone sent this joke to me. I apologize if you have heard this before. I do not know who the author is:
One evening, a C, an Eb, and a G go into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, but we do not serve minors." So E flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in, tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I will
just be a second." Then A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. He notices a B flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out, you are the 7th minor I have found here tonight." The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back the next night in a 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You are looking sharp tonight, come on in. This could be a major development." Which proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit and everything
else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he is under a rest.
The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of da capo without coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he has had only tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
Hofrat
Someone sent this joke to me. I apologize if you have heard this before. I do not know who the author is:
One evening, a C, an Eb, and a G go into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, but we do not serve minors." So E flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in, tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I will
just be a second." Then A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. He notices a B flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out, you are the 7th minor I have found here tonight." The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back the next night in a 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You are looking sharp tonight, come on in. This could be a major development." Which proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit and everything
else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he is under a rest.
The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of da capo without coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he has had only tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
Hofrat
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